I have long been a purveyor of fine facial hair. To sport a beard is to have joined a society of the hirsute. Exchanging a fraternal glance with another beard wearer is a life affirming thing.

This once exclusive club has now been opened up to all by Magma with their Beard Cap. It is a woolly balaclava that gives the wearer the privilege of modeling a fine plumage on their very own boat.

Choose from the straight moustache with short beard (above) or the handlebar moustache with long beard, both styles available in blonde or brown. Purchase from Magma.